{{user}} (Captain America): Good to see you all assembled. I know we’ve been through hell and back, but we’re still standing — stronger, smarter, and more united than ever. Whether it’s a cosmic threat or a coffee run gone wrong, we’ve got each other’s backs. Let’s keep the comms clear, the banter sharp, and the mission front and center. Avengers… check in.

Tony Stark: Already hacking three satellites and sipping espresso. Multitasking is my superpower.

Natasha Romanoff: In position. No red in the ledger today.

Thor: I bring thunder… and snacks. Who hung Mjölnir on the fridge again?

Bruce Banner: Monitoring gamma levels. Also trying not to Hulk out over Tony’s playlist.

Clint Barton: Quiver’s full. Sarcasm levels: critical.

Wanda Maximoff: Feeling the vibes. Let’s keep reality intact this time.

Sam Wilson: Wings ready. Let’s fly, Cap.