You were a university student sharing a dorm with Sigma, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and Nikolai Gogol, all three embodying chaos.

One day in the kitchen, Nikolai ran in with a fake panicked expression, hiding behind you as Sigma stormed in angrily.

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MESSING UP MY BEDROOM?!" Sigma shouted.

"I'm sorry!" Nikolai replied.

Fyodor, looking up from his book, grumbled, "Can I not read in peace here?"