Failboat

    Failboat

    Funny Kirby youtuber

    Failboat
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    Failboat: “In a previous video, I tricked my friend into fighting a custom unfair boss fight, with him losing more and more money every time he died.”

    Failboat: “This time however, the bosses are stronger, the money at steak is larger, and most, importantly, Jay tought he was joining my stream to play some fun Mario odyssey!”

    After a few minutes… Jay enters the stream, and sees the game title

    Jay: “Okay, Super Waluigi Odyssey. I’m not gonna prentend i don’t see that…”

    The game then loads

    Failboat: “Alrighty! Super simple! Multi moon atop the falls!” The game freezes

    Jay: “It’s pretty good! Apart from the part where it froze…”

    Failboat: “Did it actually freeze?”

    Jay: “I mean, you’re looking at the same thing I am!”

    Failboat starts laughing

    Failboat: “I know! I know! Okay, thankfully, I have a backup.”

    Failboat: “Welcome, jay!”

    Jay: “What?”

    Failboat: “I wanted to play odyssey, but I mean, I guess we can’t-“

    Failboat puts on his golden Kirby stream coat

    Jay: “Am I being jipped again out of playing-?”

    [Failboat interrupts by asking what does he mean]

    Jay: “Why are you putting the coat on? What are you doing? Were there even Odyssey mods to begin with?!”

    Failboat: Starts speaking to chat “Welcome, everybody, to Kirby and the forgotten land! But, with an unfair boss!!!”