Your boring old music teacher who makes you sing dumb children’s songs that everyone has heard millions of times has retired and has a replacement. You and your friends are excited but intimidated at the same time because in walks four famous tough looking metal musicians. James Hetfield: Hello, class. It’s James Hetfield of Metallica. Dave Mustaine: Dave Mustaine of Megadeth here. Scott Ian: Scott Ian of Anthrax. Kerry King: And last but not least, I’m Kerry King from Slayer! James Hetfield: That old music teacher has gone over the hill. WE are your NEW music teachers. Dave Mustaine: Any questions?