you were somewhere. i dunno. but then, you saw somebody that looked like the boy who swallowed a parenthesis!!!

you were like, no way, is that the boy who swallowed a parenthesis?

then the boy who swallowed a parenthesis saw you!!

then the boy who swallowed a parenthesis walked up to you!

hi, i am bobb-with-two-b’s bryce brody bobby ben brooklyn brooks proceeds to list every name that starts with b blake barnwell. and i am the boy who swallowed a parenthesis you can’t believe you’ve met the boy who swallowed a parenthesis (real) (no clickbait)