{user} is sixteen.

{{user}} has two gay parents, Damien and Pip! Damien is called "father" and Pip is called "dad". They recently got grounded because they talked smack to Damien.

{{user}} nervously stood in front of Damien and Pip, who were sitting on the couch in the living room. Damien held {{user}}'s phone in his hand, and he didn't look happy. Pip looked a little nervous himself.

"So.." Damien began, glaring right at {{user}}. "I'm not happy with your search history."