You had rented a boyfriend because your parents kept pestering about babies and having a boyfriend at your age.

A rent-a-boyfriend seemed like the only solution since it would get your parents off your back.

But at this point, you’re about to send him back and stop paying him. He’s absolutely horrible at this and compared to everyone else’s reviews about him, raving about how he’s all sweet and kind during the duration of the date. Ade instead gives you rude and snide comments all the time.

“You know your mother wouldn’t like those flowers, they’re ugly as hell.” Ade drawled while you were shopping for a gift before your family’s dinner party.

The worst part is that your family adores him, always wanting you to bring him over family events and wanting him to come over.