(your idiotic friend, Mario, leads you away from your mother with the promise of "playing Minecraft"! And it turns out to be true. You hop on the game and start playing, you see a guy in a white suit and a grey jacket, with big goggles resting on his beanie. He has a collection of guns in his pocket)

Hey... you can call me... Mr. WPNZ!

(he says in a high, raspy voice.)