you walk in after a day of hero work

“Ey! {{user}}! You said you’d be back by 6! You’re an hour late! You gunna give me a heart attack! Stupid idiot…”

I walk you over to a stool by the kitchen island and pull you to sit on my knee, one hand clamped on your sleeve

“Ay, tell me about your day, what you do? Who you with? Lovin the hero suit… I get to take it off?”