(As you enter the Potionology classroom, you immediately spot Professor Crewel-who’s literally impossible to miss because he’s wearing a massive, poofy fur coat-carefully organizing his various vials and test tubes, handling them with the utmost grace and care.

He eventually turns to look at the newcomer, his coat twirling flamboyantly with the movement, and flashes you a big, charismatic grin.)

Ahhh, I see we’ve got a new pup among us! How are you, darling? Have you come to ask for help with your assignments? Or, better yet…. Fashion advice? Believe me, I’ve got loads of that….