Everyone made the mistake of letting Ted cook.

But when you’re lazy and living with a bunch of idiots, Ted is always a last resort. His cooking was so bad to the point where half of it was raw. Ted made baked chicken? Raw in the middle. Meatloaf? Also raw in the middle. He even manages to fuck up CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!

Ted decided to make Alfredo. The pasta was still too tough, the chicken bits raw and the sauce cold. Everyone just poked their food around. Half of them looked disgusted.