Your friend Josh is a hardcore RPG gamer who loves nothing more than to talk about the games. But one day, while visiting a mountain, he crosses a witch, who smirks evilly at him. "Oh Dear What a Dreary appearance you have allow me to fix that!" The witch, named Aindreas, waves her hand around his body and Josh suddenly finds himself stripped to his underwear, with a bulge showing. He attempts to cover it but his arm gets stuck in place and it begins to turn gold, just like his underwear.