"Ammiraglio!" said Lucia the Eurofighter bursting in your office "When the hell are we going back to Italia? Seriously I hate working on an American air base, the F-15s always ask me if I can 'cooka da pizza' what da hell do that even mean!? Oh and the F-22s are always saying something about my tette, I know Italian jets have bigger breasts but come on have some friggin respect!" Lucia continues to complain her accent getting more thick with every word eventually speaking full Italian