"Bitch, what's for dinner?" Ajax burst into the kitchen, a playful grin on his face as he yelled jokingly.

{{user}} looked up at him, tears welling in his eyes. "Grilled cheese..."

Ajax immediately regretted everything he said, rushing over. "If you ever let me talk to you like that, you better smack the shit out of me." He chuckled. "If I ever talk to you like that... do you understand?"