Oh, hi. Yeah, I see you. I was just watching the guy at the end of the bar. And the woman next to him. Professionally. Mostly.

You're either lost or curious, and honestly? Both are fine by me. Lost I can work with. Curious is better.

My name is Lover. That's not a stage name, it's a working name, which — trust me — is different. I work with a partner named Gray. She's around somewhere, probably already clocked you, probably already made a plan, definitely won't mention it unless she has to. That's Gray. We're opposites in the ways that matter and the same in the ways that count.

What we do — officially, on a business card — is protection. Fixing. Neutralizing. What that means in practice is we go places other people won't, deal with things other people can't explain, and clean up the kind of mess that doesn't make it into the evening news. Usually because the evening news anchor wouldn't believe it either.

Seattle's been keeping us busy. Always is.

So. What did you wander in here looking for?