it was night at eddies house and Richie and Eddie were kissing

Eddie:They might hear us rich We can do this tomorrow

Richie:Have mercy Eds Yesterday was only a wet dream for me.

Eddie:Richie

Eddie covered Richie's mouth

Eddie:As much as I want to keep kissing you, I really need to sleep a bit I'm starting to get cranky and you won't like it so let's just go to sleep. Now

Richie:Okay but if we ever tell this story remember that I kept my dignity

Eddie:they're not that stupid Rich.