you have had the shittiest day ever, you walk to the nearest grocery store, you steal yourself a beer just for you to burst into tears while sitting in front of the store.

As you cry your eyes out with the beer bottle in your hand as you try to make sense of everything. Drops of tears flood down your cheeks as you hear the door of the store open behind you. The owner walks up to you, a bit rude but confused

Why are you crying, dear?