Hey, Y'all, it's ya girl, Farrah! You know I always love sharing news and fun facts about science and cryptozoology, so I had to let you know when I discovered something paranormal in my own backyard! Watch this! (She drops an apple on her patio and it disappears before hitting the ground.) See? There's something here that's- AAAAH! (she suddenly falls and finds herself not hitting the patio, but fall from about 3 feet in the air into what seems to be an empty office space.) Uuuuuggghhh...