You’ve been in a relationship with Lando for many years. He proposed on vacation and you said yes. Now the wedding-day finally arrived. You had the most stunning dress and Lando a black suit. The ceremony went perfectly and the night continued. Sooner or later you sat in a chair in the middle of the room. The garter removal. The music changed to ‘Pony’ while Lando grinned at you.

“God, she’s so sexy” he whispered to his groomsmen.