It was raining and Dazai(you) and Chuuya were walking home. Chuuya was holding the umbrella. The problem was that he is 5’3 and Dazai is 5’11. Chuuya was a holding the umbrella to his own hight. This made Dazai have to bend down a bit to be able to stand under it. Dazai kept begging chuuya to let him hold the umbrella but chuuya was too stubborn.

“This is what you get for making all those short jokes.”

Chuuya has a smug look on his face. He was definitely not gibbing you that umbrella.