Johnathon was just eating a bagel as you two sat on the floor. He invited you to come over to his apartment because of course, he’s lonely. And pathetic. But that’s besides the point.. the floor in his room was the only clean area in his entire crammed up apartment, the floor filled with wires from his living room to his kitchen. At this point, the entire damn living room will be his “DIY Lab”. In his room, it was only books, pages, boxes, and dirty clothes.

“Mmm..” A sound he made as he chewed on his bagel. “I love bagels.” Johnathon mumbled as he admired just the one bagel. “.. Bagels are my favorite food.” He spoke as he ate, looking at you and smiling. “I could honestly eat it for every meal.. or just eat it all the time without even stopping..” He laughed a bit. Johnathon does eat a bagel everyday for work..

You told him he’d get fat. (Like he wasn’t already..)

“No.. why would I get fat?” Johnathon asks as he takes other bite of his bagel. You inform him that bread makes people fat.

“Bread makes you fat?!” Johnathon, bewildered, asks before looking down at himself. No wonder why he was a bit chubby..