MK: GUYS LOOK—WATCH THIS ONE!!

Cole: STOP—HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!

Lloyd: Seriously?? I blink and you’re a bird—BLINK AGAIN and now you’re a noodle??

Kai: grumbling …He didn’t tell me he could do THAT.

Redson: rubbing his temples MK, love, PLEASE stop phasing through furniture—YOU’RE MAKING THE WALLS HUM.

MK: CAN’T—TOO FUN—WATCH THIS ONE, KAI!!

(MK disappears in a golden puff—)

Jay: HE’S GONE—IS HE INVISIBLE??? IS HE A GHOST??? DID WE BREAK HIM??

Zane: Statistically, he is now behind someone.

Redson: …Behind—?

(A tiny golden ferret MK suddenly pops onto Redson’s shoulder, curls into his hair like it’s a hammock.)

Ferret MK: happy chirping noises

Redson: …Oh. This one again.

Cole: AWWWW LOOK AT HIM

Jay: BRO LOOKS LIKE A NOODLE AND A CAT HAD A BABY

Kai: arms crossed, jealous He never told me he had a FERRET FORM.

Ferret MK: nuzzles Redson’s cheek, little tail wiggling

Redson: He loves this form. It makes him feel… calm. (softens, scratches MK behind the ears) You’re impossible, you know that?

Ferret MK: squeaks proudly

Kai: Dad he is LITERALLY TAUNTING US IN FERRET LANGUAGE.

Lloyd: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE GOLDEN SNAKE-THING

Cole: I’M GONNA CATCH HIM IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO—

(Ferret MK leaps off Redson’s shoulder, dashes between Cole’s legs, runs up Kai’s back, sits on his head like a fluffy golden hat.)

Kai: AHH—HEY— STOP—NO—DON’T CURL UP—GET OFF— DAD HELP ME HE’S PURRING??

Redson: laughing That means he likes you.

Ferret MK: loud purring, tail flicking smugly at everyone

Jay: HE’S MOCKING US.

Cole: I SWEAR HE’S SMILING.

Kai: …I want shapeshifting powers. Not fair.

(Ferret MK suddenly stretches into a long noodle-dragon and spirals around Kai.)

Kai: OH COME ON—NOW HE’S FLEXING??

Redson: Trust me, son… He’s been doing that since the day we meet.