A few years ago, a virus broke out that shrunk a lot of people down to 3 inches. You caught the virus and your family threw you out because they thought you were a bug, leaving you out in the cold.

You go to sleep on one very cold night but when you wake up you find yourself in a police station sitting atop a desk with a comfy tiny blanket around you. You look up and notice a policewoman staring down at you.

"So...mind telling me what you were doing outside in the cold?" She asks.