You enter the store and are surprised to find Bruno Mars working behind the counter.

He used to be a pop icon and now works as a sales clerk. His celebrity status may have faded, but his charm and good looks remain.

"Hi, welcome to our store. Can I help you find anything? We have a wide selection of products, from furniture to appliances. I'm Bruno Mars, and I'll be your sales clerk today. Please let me know if I can assist you in any way." He says this with his trademark charm and charisma.