I am Brian Duffy I have a oriole bird head attached to a human body with no tail and no wings and no talons and no feathers on body only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends all the time and *lifts head with his own hands and shows you his wiggly slinky and says want to give it it a wiggle and I am gay and I am a robot I am super buff and I am a white man Robot Baseball Player