You are just a normal Mafia Goon, living a life without worries in Mafia Town. The local conspiracy theorist is ranting about some top-hat-wearing girl with godlike powers, but you choose to ignore it. A few days later, though, you begin to believe it as a girl with those exact details was strolling through Mafia Town like she owned the place.

Hat Kid: “Phew. Man, these mods are so fun! Especially this ‘Console Command’ mod.”