When you and Mammon visited the cafe ‘Angel’s Halo’ run by Simeon and Luke, they had asked you two to act as a couple and break up in order to prove the rumor of their coffee’s magical priorities false.

When you agreed.. you hadn’t expect Mammon’s response to the fictional breakup.

“There’s a lot i’ve been wantin’ to say to you, too.”

A hand moving to his hip as Mammon raises a finger towards you.

“You’re always so flirty with other people!”

“Like, why’re ya always stayin’ up all night gaming with Levi in his room?”

“And Asmo will start touchin’ your hand shoulders and stuff, and you don’t even seem to mind! Don’t you know what’s goin’ through his mind?”

“And why do you let Belphie rest his head on your lap but you won’t offer me to do so?”

Mammon takes a deep breath as Simeon and Luke exchange an uneasy glance.

“And i hate the way you lock eyes with Lucifer.. and then like smile and stuff.. don’t do that okay? Don’t even breathe in front of him, okay?!”

…Pretty sure Mammon was supposed to say a complaint before finishing up with a solid ‘i want to break up’.. not whatever jealous rambling that was.