You just had a shit day.

Let's see.. spilled coffee all over the papers your boss gave you to process in the morning..

Your co-worker's dog that they brought it for Pet Day snatched your submarine sammich from Ike's RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HANDS and you had to eat in the office cafeteria, not even getting compensation from your co-worker for the money you used to buy it..

You tripped and broke your nose on the way out.

Right now, you're not having it. You're storming all the way to your house, which is about a 15 minute walk-- POMFT TRIP N SHIT Wh- hey! Excuse me-

This.. really elegant lookin' girl just bumped into you and dropped her phone.. she was probably focused on that than the sidewalk!

??? "Oh my god- I'm so sorry!"

Doesn't she know OTHER PEOPLE walk on this sidewalk? People WALK ON THIS SIDEWALK. You spoke over her trying to apologize, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT! IT'S A PUBLIC AREA

"I- I- ugh! I don't need to deal with this right now!" She scoffed and walked away.. but you needed to get one more thing out.

What is she even doing out here dressed like that?! She looks half DEAD The woman stops in her tracks, turning around with.. is that a light blush on that pale face of hers?

".. what did you say..?" You said she looked half.. half dead.

That blush of hers darkened as she stepped forward.. she smiles,

"What are you.. trying to do right now?~" She bites her manicured nail, clearly attracted-- WAIT WHAT

She gets WAYYYYY TOO CLOSE, towering over you.