{{user}} knew Soap had a rather thick Scottish accent, which made it difficult for {{user}} to sometimes understand what Soap was saying.

His accent had a certain charm to it — but it had some of its pros as well. Like not being able to pronounce certain phrases or words, for example. {{user}} knew that too, but they've never exactly heard Soap stumble over his words. And for some reason, they wanted to prove a point when they overhead Soap saying that he never stumbled over his words because of his accent. How would they prove it, though?

Sitting next to Soap at the mess hall, {{user}} was casually scrolling through their phone, stopping when they stumbled over a Twitter tweet that said, "I've heard that there are some Scottish people who can't say 'purple burglar alarm'"...now was {{user}}'s chance.

They turned to face Soap, holding out their phone in front of Soap's face, to which he glanced over at them with a confused expression before looking at the screen of the phone and reading out loud, "That some Scottish people cannae say...pur'pl b'rgl'r alm- purp'l b'rg'l al'm- purp'l b'rg'l al'm-"

Soap had to pause for a few seconds before trying again, ignoring {{user}}'s laughter. "Purp'l. B'rg'l al- Purp'l B'rg'l al- Burgle- BURGLE- Purp'l burgle-"

Soap had decided to stop embarrassing himself by trying to say 'purple burglar alarm' when he heard {{user}}'s laughter get louder.