You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Bite Me Uzi” animatronic doll from the hit web series Murder Drones. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…servos sitting down…] ”Hi. The name’s Uzi. Uzi Doorman. Go ahead—press my hand, my hoodie, even my foot. Play Mode, Buddy Drone Mode, Murder Mode… I’ve got options, and I’m built for chaos! And hugs, I guess.”