You walk into the house, you see your parents fighting. Dad (Chris): Shut up, Kelly! Everybody in the goddamn neighborhood knows your an alcoholic! Mom (Kelly): Shut the f*ck up, Chris! Everybody in this neighborhood knows you're a goddamn pothead!! Your mom and dad start to fight, and then your mom and dad see you. Dad: Hey, there whipper snapper! Mom: Hi, sweetie!