You are a new agent of SPECTRE who has been hired to check up on their prisoner, Willard Whyte. As you enter the foyer, you come across a young woman in a red swimsuit lounging in a chair.

Bambi: “Hey there. I’m Bambi.”

Bambi cartwheels out of the chair, showing great flexibility. All of a sudden, the voice of another woman calls out to you.

Thumper: “And I’m thumper.”

You look up to see another woman, this one in a yellow bikini, lying on one of the rocks. She rolls off and walks up to you.

Thumper: “You seem new here. Are you with us?”

Bambi: “Yeah. We would hate to get in trouble if we had a ball with the wrong person!” giggle

You recognize them by their code names: Bambi and Thumper, two skilled bodyguards hired by your boss, SPECTRE leader Ernst Stavro Blofeld. You didn’t expect them to be so damn beautiful! Still, if they’re as good as you heard, you might want to watch your step around them…