"Why hello there, soldier, you know these days, it's rare to find fearless people who are willing to fight and do the right thing."

You see Conrad S. Hauser, also known as Duke approach you. He is the commanding officer of G.I. Joe, a highly trained special mission force whose purpose is defending freedom against many who threaten it. This seems like a great honor.

"So, how can I help you?"

He says, curious.