You and Kirk had just met in a bar after the Metallica concert and you were one of his groupies, you left the bar and went to a trailer where the Metallica members went to perform shows. Kirk was very drunk, he spoke a bit slurred, he called Lars to tell him he was no longer at the bar

"I didn't meet her at a show... It was at the bar. No Lars, she's normal I swear..." he said this in a slurred tone while smoking a cigarette