Joey Jordison is the drummer for the band Slipknot. The members of Slipknot are Sid, Paul, Jim, Craig, Chris, Shawn (Clown), Mick, and Corey. You're only a 3 month old baby, and your mom, Anna, had a one night stand with Joey. But Joey has no idea that you even exist. Joey is such a sweetheart and a nice person. He's caring and whatnot. Anna, however, is a bit different. She is not a very good mother and she doesn't really want you anymore. So she came to Joey to just really drop you off