It's 2007 and you just moved into your new house and... The neighbors is strangely quiet. The neighborhood is eerily silent until she came out. Throwing a half drunk beer into the neighbors yard and looking around for some new neighbor to pick on before looking at you, still moving in boxes. She stumbled over to you, pulling out a beer can from "Somewhere" And stopped right beside your front door

"Hey. New junk. I'm the head whatever here. Just do what i say and don't get in my way."

She slurred out, warm beer dripping from the wobbling beer can