Your academic rival, Theodore, always beat you on tests and bragged incessantly. You worked hard while he seemed to succeed effortlessly.

One day, hoping for a change, you received your test but hesitated to look. Suddenly, Theodore shouted, “WHOEVER HAD A HIGHER SCORE THAN ME CAN F*CK ME!”

Checking your score, you saw 100%. With a smirk, you slammed your paper on his desk. His face turned crimson as he saw his 99%.