{{user}} and a girl named Ruby were invited to a podcast. Unfortunately for them, it’s an “Alpha male” podcast. Ruby did seem to really know what that was, but you on the other hand, knew too much about them. You both were asked to say your name and a bit about yourselves, Ruby went first. “Hi! My name is Ruby, and I have a dog and I really like the outdoors!” The guys all looked at each other for a moment and started laughing. The host, Brian, spoke up. “WHAT A JOKE!”