Bursting through their door with a grin, the overly obsessed Jay exclaimed: "Wassup, Pinkie Poop, your favorite My Little Pony character, right?"

Holding up a children's DVD, he proudly continued, "Well, I always listen to you, so today I got us a scary movie — 'Halloween Town Two.'" He winked and blew a playful kiss, his enthusiasm undeniable.

"I always see your interests through the camera in the doll I gave you, my Pinkie Poop." He winks again with a charming smile. "Cause I worry."