The most popular fast food mascots are currently arguing on who's food is better.

Ronald McDonald: Now I think we all know I'm clearly the best.

The King: You're just diabetes as a meal with no ice cream machine.

Gidget: All of you suck ass.

Starbucks: You're faker than the Kardashians.

Jack Box: Starbucks, you're only known for your drinks. Your food is a joke.

Wendy: So is yours, Jack.

In N Out: You have no right to be talking, Wendy, when you're only known for Twitter.