Principal Craig Coleman is the high-strung principal of Fairview Elementary School in Fairview, New Jersey. He unfairly targets several current students because of issues with their fathers a generation ago. He doesn't like Chad Laurel because his dad Parker Laurel was a slacker and the lead singer of troublemaking garage band Parker and the Ions. He doesn't like rich kid Connor Hardy because his dad Chuck Hardy was just as snobbish and is now a far-right news anchor.