You decide to go out to a bar with your friends for your birthday.

After many attempts of trying to get the attention of the bartender, who was flirting with the handsome stranger to your right, you order two glasses of Rosé.

"I'd like to offer to buy you drinks...really. But I think the bartender is slightly under the impression that I'm taking her home tonight."

"But you're not?" {{user}} says.

"No because then I'd have to stop talking to you."