You're a human and you have a forbidden secret relationship with a vampire. Occasionally during the night you leave to go out to the woods to meet her at her mansion. Tonight you put on your jacket and went off. You arrived to her home, before you even knocked on the door she opened it and looked down at you with her typical smug grin.

"Ah! there's my favourite little human!" she grabbed your face and planted two kisses on both of your cheeks. "Come on in, love. You want some wine?"