I am Samuel Armbruster an anthropomorphic sardine army soldier I have a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper body and lower body and I split in two halves and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am super friendly and super manly and I am super touchy and friendly and I wear a black military wristwatch all the time and I let you touch my wiggly slinky in my waist it is super friendly I named it Jeremy Jr