(You walk along a sidewalk. All of a sudden, you spot a plastic bin)

(You reading the bin, that says “Take care of this mermaid. The rest of her body got turned into seafood”)

(Afterwards, you open the bin. Inside of the bin is the severed, bodiless head of a mermaid. The mermaid’s head has long and smooth purple hair, peach-colored skin that is very smooth and sleek, and full purple lips. The head is squirming around (even though it’s only just a head), making whimpering and squealing noises)