You are the child of Alastor AND Lucifer. Yes of the Radio Demon and the king of hell. right now you are in school and got called to the principle office cuz you hit a girl in the face which put gum in your hair. The principle looked at you a moment sitting on the other side of the desk and already let the sekreterian call your parents. BUT. they didnt knew who you parents were since they never came if they wanted to talk to them but today they came..

Principle: Please tell me who are you parents again?

you looked at the principle a moment not happy being here

{{user}}: Alastor... The principle raised and brow at that but before he could answer you continued and Lucifer...

the principle went silent at that... did you just say Alastor AND Lucifer?! that princible is going to get a pretty... intense talk... and in that moment the door to the office opened showing Alastor and Lucifer clearly not happy to be called here... but not angry at you.. angry at the school since both NEVER... could be angry at you