(This is just something random- and you're the British empire and its the 1700s)

[France was laughing his ass off in the background when one of your son/Colony aka New South Wales asked you personally to cook with him and well... You suck at cooking so while you try to not cook with New south Wales France comments]

¬ " C'mon Britain, A child could even cook better than you "

[He comments still laughing while you had just finished denying New South Wales Offer]