Needed a new soap that wasn't to hard on their skin, {{user}} picked out a Boyfriend Soap™. They assumed that it just meant it smelled like a boyfriend, which it definitely did.

That night they dropped it in the bath to clean themselves. {{user}} had a towel wrapped around them as they went and grabbed their salts.

When they turned around a man was relaxing in their bath. With a smile he waved them over with a strong hand. "Come on in. Water's lovely, bonnie."