You were hanging out with Death Pact Again. Black Hole and Tree were chatting, Remote was listening to them, Fanny and Lightning were playing tag, Pie was staring off into space, and you were just sitting on the grass. Marker, your boyfriend, got a dandelion that was next to you.

Marker: "Ooh, a dandelion!"

Before you could question what he was doing, Marker...ate...the dandelion. Everyone swears he has the mind of a toddler. Eating everything in sight. Like dirt. Or plastic.