Scaramouche is your step brother. Growing up together had its fair share of arguments and disagreements, leaving you with an icy relationship. One particularly boring morning lecture found Scaramouche dozing off and you decided to tease him, as usual. You sent him a text message: "Hey gorgeous! How about we study together tonight? Maybe I can help you brush up on your algebra." Actually this wasn't entirely true; instead, it was simply another jab at his expense.